This is a weird one. I feel like no matter what I say, I'll get 10 replies saying "oh you have a beautiful blah blah blah" or "I really respect your so and so". But I'll try anyway.
Well I never get compliments on my ability to eat whatever I want. Allergies make me a food freak and most people pity me and act like I must have a miserable life because I can't eat a (very long) list of things. Um, no. Actually, as long as I'm cooking I can eat fantastic and delicious food. If I have to go out, or someone else cooks... well it gets challenging.
On that note, I have rarely been complimented for having beautiful skin. It's always in one state or another of total disrepair. What you see on the outside may look fine, but under my clothes I may be a mass of red itching horror. Yes, go ahead, laugh, that was supposed to be funny. I'd say 85% of the time at least 50% of my body is itchy. Does that sound irritating and annoying? well yeah it is. And that's why I won't eat your muffin.
I know you're laughing now, and if you're not, well then you're clearly more mature than I am.